There is a simply system for ascertaining whether or not you should wear a duffel coat, and it involves pondering the following points:
Are you:
a) Seven years old?
b) Paddington Bear?
c) A seven year old fan of Paddington Bear?
If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of the above you may wear a duffel coat. Otherwise, you probably shouldn’t. I mean, what next? Are you going to get yellow tartan trousers and a matching scarf and dress like Rupert Bear? Or maybe go for the Donald Duck look and put on a sailor’s outfit and hat, yet inexplicably forget to accessorise them with any trousers?! Or just go out dressed in a Tellytubbies costume?!?! I mean, what next?!?!
What happened to Paddington in this photo? No duffel coat!
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Disgusting. He's totally naked. Maybe he was following my advice?
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