Sunday, 19 February 2012

Worrying Style Trends: The Duffel Coat

There is a simply system for ascertaining whether or not you should wear a duffel coat, and it involves pondering the following points:

Are you:
a) Seven years old?
b) Paddington Bear?
c) A seven year old fan of Paddington Bear?

If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of the above you may wear a duffel coat. Otherwise, you probably shouldn’t. I mean, what next? Are you going to get yellow tartan trousers and a matching scarf and dress like Rupert Bear? Or maybe go for the Donald Duck look and put on a sailor’s outfit and hat, yet inexplicably forget to accessorise them with any trousers?! Or just go out dressed in a Tellytubbies costume?!?! I mean, what next?!?!
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2 comments:

  1. madliam9 February 2012 at 21:55

    What happened to Paddington in this photo? No duffel coat!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PaddingtonStation-PaddingtonBear.jpg

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    1. Anonymous18 February 2012 at 14:10

      Disgusting. He's totally naked. Maybe he was following my advice?

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