Now that the Style Vortex has been
casting its critical gaze around the fashion landscape for over a year I
thought it might be worth taking stock and raking over previous posts to see
if, as it set out to do, the Vortex managed to cut through the grime of the
fashion world like some sort of really good metaphorical cleaning product. And,
looking back, I’m more than happy to see that the Vortex has remained
consistent! Let’s look at a few things…
Where did all the duffel coats go? I
can only hope that everyone who bought one read the post (I suppose it could
happen) and, stung by the Paddington Bear comparisons, discarded them
instantly. I haven’t seen any in charity shops, though, which makes me wonder
if people who bought them simply burned them in their gardens to forever rid
themselves of their shame.
The bow tie and elbow patches are
still occasionally seen, but it looks like they’re near to extinction. Phew!
Emergency over.
The Christmas jumper, interestingly
enough, stayed around for two seasons. On the one hand I’m disappointed that
after we first saw people wearing them in a vaguely ironic way back in
Christmas 2011 they were still being worn and written about during Christmas
2012, though I suspect the people who thought they were cool for wearing them
in 2011 looked down upon people wearing them in 2012. But the Christmas jumper
has certainly travelled a strange path, going from being a stupid thing that no
one in their right mind would wear to a stupid thing that trendy people wore to
a stupid thing that lots of stupid people wore. But I am proud, and more than a
little smug, to say that I have remained untainted and never worn one. At
Christmas time I just stick to my Homer Simpson slippers. They’ll always be
cool.
And double denim, as I suggested, was
proven to work! Back in April I said that, despite it being considered style
anathema by so many, I believed it could be successful, perhaps by using darker
colours rather than light blue. And by the end of the year it was widely agreed
that it could work! It was in the style pages of Men’s Health and everything.
This isn’t all about gloating, though.
It’s nice to see that top celebrities have been reading the blog, particularly
Paul Weller who has at least now had some decent suits made on Saville Row.
He’s still got a stupid haircut, though.
