Rules of the Style Vortex: A stupid haircut that appears on a model in an advert is still a stupid haircut

Do not be fooled; as will be discussed later, style magazines should be regarded with deep mistrust as they are simply peddling whatever their advertisers tell them to peddle. And if you have any doubts, view these fine specimens. This one is apparently from Topman. But what were the stylists possibly thinking?!?! ‘Hmm, maybe if we took Jim Carrey’s look from Dumb and Dumber but do it in bleach blonde, that will be a good look, won’t it?’

And as for this one… Well, I had no idea that Vanilla Ice had become a fashion guru once he’d spent all the royalties from his hit record. Shame on you, Dior, for you should know better.

Uniqlo, however, decided to put famed TV scarecrow Wurzel Gummidge in charge of this campaign, though...

Jasper Carrott once bemoaned his baldness but admitted maybe God makes you bald as punishment for one too many terrible haircuts... And who is to say that he is wrong?!?